Make My Love Worthy...

Amazing!

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts,

'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field.

You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude.'

'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, 'You must be a project manager
'I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.'

MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

18 Rules for Life . .

1. Pursue Achievable Goals
2. Keep a Genuine Smile
3. Share with Others
4. Help Thy Neighbors
5. Maintain a Youthful Spirit
6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, & the Ugly
7. Keep Cool under Pressure
8. Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor
9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others
10. Have a Few Pals
11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
12. Treasure Every Moment with Your Loved Ones
13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
14. Respect the Disadvantaged
15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally
16. Surf the Net at Leisure
17. Take Calculated Risks
18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything . . ."

NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL....

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

Be A Lake... & Love Like...

Never miss first opportunity . .

Never miss first opportunity . .

A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to
the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said,
"Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls,
one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you
can marry my daughter."

The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door
opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull
he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better
choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass
through the pasture out the back gate. The barn door opened again.
Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life.
It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him.
Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this
one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out
the back gate.

The door opened a third time. A smile came across his
face. This was the weakest, scrawniest little bull he had ever seen. This
one was his bull. As the bull came running by, he positioned himself just
right and jumped at just the exact moment. He grabbed... but the bull had
no tail!

Life is full of opportunities. Some will be easy to take
advantage of, some will be difficult. But once we let them pass (often
in hopes of something better), those opportunities may never again be
available. So always grab the first opportunity . . .

Make Everyday Count....

Make Everyday Count...

Be Patient...

Be Patient...

A Pound of Butter . .

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, amour Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?" The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker."

What is the moral of the story? We get back in life what we give to others.
Whenever you take an action, ask yourself this question: Am I giving fair
value for the wages or money I hope to make?

Honesty and dishonesty become a habit. Some people practice dishonesty and can lie with a straight face. Others lie so much that they don't even know what the truth is anymore. But who are they deceiving? Themselves--- more than anyone else.

Honesty can be put across gently. Some people take pride in being brutally honest. It seems they are getting a bigger kick out of the brutality than the honesty. Choice of words and tact are important . . .

-4MintesPerDay. .

Let Go...

Let Go...

PERSPECTIVES OF PEOPLE IN THE IT INDUSTRY:-

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women
can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18
months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can
deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a
man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero
resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether
the child is delivered, they'll just document 9
months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
with the PROCESS to produce a baby

Enjoy The Roses Today....

Enjoy The Roses Today....

Be Good To Yourself...

Be Good To Yourself...

Make a Difference Today

Make a Difference Today...

By your side...

By your side...

Dreams...

Dreams...

Look At the Brighter Side...

Look At the Brighter Side...

Hold The Hand...

Hold The Hand...

World Population

Should we feel proud for standing second in the world population ?
 

Rank	Country	Population	Date of Information
1	World	6,446,131,400	July 2005 est.
2	China	1,306,313,812	July 2005 est.
3	India	1,080,264,388	July 2005 est.
4	European Union	456,953,258	July 2005 est.
5	United States	295,734,134	July 2005 est.
6	Indonesia	241,973,879	July 2005 est.
7	Brazil	186,112,794	July 2005 est.
8	Pakistan	162,419,946	July 2005 est.
9	Bangladesh	144,319,628	July 2005 est.
10	Russia	143,420,309	July 2005 est.
11	Nigeria	128,765,768	July 2005 est.
12	Japan	127,417,244	July 2005 est.
13	Mexico	106,202,903	July 2005 est.
14	Philippines	87,857,473	July 2005 est.
15	Vietnam	83,535,576	July 2005 est.
16	Germany	82,431,390	July 2005 est.
17	Egypt	77,505,756	July 2005 est.
18	Ethiopia	73,053,286	July 2005 est.
19	Turkey	69,660,559	July 2005 est.
20	Iran	68,017,860	July 2005 est.
21	Thailand	64,185,502	July 2005 est.
22	Congo, Democratic Republic of the	60,764,490	July 2005 est.
23	France	60,656,178	July 2005 est.
24	United Kingdom	60,441,457	July 2005 est.
25	Italy	58,103,033	July 2005 est.
26	Korea, South	48,640,671	July 2005 est.
27	Ukraine	46,996,765	July 2005 est.
28	Burma	46,996,558	July 2005 est.
29	South Africa	44,344,136	July 2005 est.
30	Colombia	42,954,279	July 2005 est.
31	Spain	40,341,462	July 2005 est.
32	Sudan	40,187,486	July 2005 est.
33	Argentina	39,537,943	July 2005 est.
34	Poland	38,557,984	July 2005 est.
35	Tanzania	36,766,356	July 2005 est.
36	Kenya	33,829,590	July 2005 est.
37	Canada	32,805,041	July 2005 est.
38	Morocco	32,725,847	July 2005 est.
39	Algeria	32,531,853	July 2005 est.
40	Afghanistan	29,928,987	July 2005 est.
41	Peru	27,925,628	July 2005 est.
42	Nepal	27,676,547	July 2005 est.
43	Uganda	27,269,482	July 2005 est.
44	Uzbekistan	26,851,195	July 2005 est.
45	Saudi Arabia	26,417,599	July 2005 est.
46	Iraq	26,074,906	July 2005 est.
47	Venezuela	25,375,281	July 2005 est.
48	Malaysia	23,953,136	July 2005 est.
49	Korea, North	22,912,177	July 2005 est.
50	Taiwan	22,894,384	July 2005 est.
51	Romania	22,329,977	July 2005 est.
52	Ghana	21,946,247	July 2005 est.
53	Yemen	20,727,063	July 2005 est.
54	Australia	20,090,437	July 2005 est.
55	Sri Lanka	20,064,776	July 2005 est.
56	Mozambique	19,406,703	July 2005 est.
57	Syria	18,448,752	July 2005 est.
58	Madagascar	18,040,341	July 2005 est.
59	Cote d'Ivoire	17,298,040	July 2005 est.
60	Cameroon	16,988,132	July 2005 est.
61	Netherlands	16,407,491	July 2005 est.
62	Chile	15,980,912	July 2005 est.
63	Kazakhstan	15,185,844	July 2005 est.
64	Cambodia	13,636,398	July 2005 est.
65	Burkina Faso	13,491,736	July 2005 est.
66	Ecuador	13,363,593	July 2005 est.
67	Malawi	12,707,464	July 2005 est.
68	Niger	12,162,856	July 2005 est.
69	Zimbabwe	12,160,782	July 2005 est.
70	Guatemala	12,013,907	July 2005 est.
71	Angola	11,827,315	July 2005 est.
72	Senegal	11,706,498	July 2005 est.
73	Mali	11,415,261	July 2005 est.
74	Cuba	11,346,670	July 2005 est.
75	Zambia	11,261,795	July 2005 est.
76	Serbia and Montenegro	10,829,175	July 2005 est.
77	Greece	10,668,354	July 2005 est.
78	Portugal	10,566,212	July 2005 est.
79	Belgium	10,364,388	July 2005 est.
80	Belarus	10,300,483	July 2005 est.
81	Czech Republic	10,241,138	July 2005 est.
82	Tunisia	10,074,951	July 2005 est.
83	Hungary	10,006,835	July 2005 est.
84	Chad	9,657,069	July 2005 est.
85	Guinea	9,452,670	July 2005 est.
86	Dominican Republic	9,049,595	July 2005 est.
87	Sweden	9,001,774	July 2005 est.
88	Bolivia	8,857,870	July 2005 est.
89	Somalia	8,591,629	July 2005 est.
90	Rwanda	8,440,820	July 2005 est.
91	Austria	8,184,691	July 2005 est.
92	Haiti	8,121,622	July 2005 est.
93	Azerbaijan	7,911,974	July 2005 est.
94	Burundi	7,795,426	July 2005 est.
95	Benin	7,649,360	July 2005 est.
96	Switzerland	7,489,370	July 2005 est.
97	Bulgaria	7,450,349	July 2005 est.
98	Honduras	7,167,902	July 2005 est.
99	Tajikistan	7,163,506	July 2005 est.
100	Hong Kong	6,898,686	July 2005 est.
101	El Salvador	6,704,932	July 2005 est.
102	Paraguay	6,347,884	July 2005 est.
103	Israel	6,276,883	July 2005 est.
104	Laos	6,217,141	July 2005 est.
105	Sierra Leone	5,867,426	July 2005 est.
106	Libya	5,765,563	July 2005 est.
107	Jordan	5,759,732	July 2005 est.
108	Papua New Guinea	5,545,268	July 2005 est.
109	Nicaragua	5,465,100	July 2005 est.
110	Denmark	5,432,335	July 2005 est.
111	Slovakia	5,431,363	July 2005 est.
112	Togo	5,399,991	July 2005 est.
113	Finland	5,223,442	July 2005 est.
114	Kyrgyzstan	5,146,281	July 2005 est.
115	Turkmenistan	4,952,081	July 2005 est.
116	Georgia	4,677,401	July 2005 est.
117	Eritrea	4,669,638	July 2005 est.
118	Norway	4,593,041	July 2005 est.
119	Croatia	4,495,904	July 2005 est.
120	Moldova	4,455,421	July 2005 est.
121	Bosnia and Herzegovina	4,430,494	July 2005 est.
122	Singapore	4,425,720	July 2005 est.
123	Central African Republic	4,237,703	July 2005 est.
124	New Zealand	4,035,461	July 2005 est.
125	Costa Rica	4,016,173	July 2005 est.
126	Ireland	4,015,676	July 2005 est.
127	Puerto Rico	3,911,299	July 2005 est.
128	Lebanon	3,826,018	July 2005 est.
129	Congo, Republic of the	3,602,269	July 2005 est.
130	Lithuania	3,596,617	July 2005 est.
131	Albania	3,563,112	July 2005 est.
132	Uruguay	3,415,920	July 2005 est.
133	Panama	3,140,232	July 2005 est.
134	Mauritania	3,086,859	July 2005 est.
135	Oman	3,001,583	July 2005 est.
136	Armenia	2,982,904	July 2005 est.
137	Liberia	2,900,269	July 2005 est.
138	Mongolia	2,791,272	July 2005 est.
139	Jamaica	2,735,520	July 2005 est.
140	United Arab Emirates	2,563,212	July 2005 est.
141	West Bank	2,385,615	NA
142	Kuwait	2,335,648	July 2005 est.
143	Latvia	2,290,237	July 2005 est.
144	Bhutan	2,232,291	July 2005 est.
145	Macedonia	2,045,262	July 2005 est.
146	Lesotho	2,031,348	July 2005 est.
147	Namibia	2,030,692	July 2005 est.
148	Slovenia	2,011,070	July 2005 est.
149	Botswana	1,640,115	July 2005 est.
150	Gambia, The	1,595,086	July 2005 est.
151	Guinea-Bissau	1,413,446	July 2005 est.
152	Gabon	1,394,307	July 2005 est.
153	Gaza Strip	1,376,289	July 2005 est.
154	Estonia	1,332,893	July 2005 est.
155	Mauritius	1,230,602	July 2005 est.
156	Swaziland	1,138,227	July 2005 est.
157	Trinidad and Tobago	1,075,066	July 2005 est.
158	East Timor	1,040,880	July 2005 est.
159	Fiji	893,354	July 2005 est.
160	Qatar	863,051	July 2005 est.
161	Cyprus	780,133	July 2005 est.
162	Reunion	776,948	July 2005 est.
163	Guyana	765,283	July 2005 est.
164	Bahrain	688,345	July 2005 est.
165	Comoros	671,247	July 2005 est.
166	Solomon Islands	538,032	July 2005 est.
167	Equatorial Guinea	529,034	July 2005 est.
168	Djibouti	476,703	July 2005 est.
169	Luxembourg	468,571	July 2005 est.
170	Macau	449,198	July 2005 est.
171	Guadeloupe	448,713	July 2005 est.
172	Suriname	438,144	July 2005 est.
173	Martinique	432,900	July 2005 est.
174	Cape Verde	418,224	July 2005 est.
175	Malta	398,534	July 2005 est.
176	Brunei	372,361	July 2005 est.
177	Maldives	349,106	July 2005 est.
178	Bahamas, The	301,790	July 2005 est.
179	Iceland	296,737	July 2005 est.
180	Belize	281,084	July 2005 est.
181	Barbados	278,870	July 2005 est.
182	Western Sahara	273,008	July 2005 est.
183	French Polynesia	270,485	July 2005 est.
184	Netherlands Antilles	219,958	July 2005 est.
185	New Caledonia	216,494	July 2005 est.
186	Vanuatu	205,754	July 2005 est.
187	French Guiana	195,506	July 2005 est.
188	Mayotte	193,633	July 2005 est.
189	Sao Tome and Principe	187,410	July 2005 est.
190	Samoa	177,287	July 2005 est.
191	Guam	168,564	July 2005 est.
192	Saint Lucia	166,312	July 2005 est.
193	Saint Vincent and the Grenadines	117,534	July 2005 est.
194	Tonga	112,422	July 2005 est.
195	Virgin Islands	108,708	July 2005 est.
196	Micronesia, Federated States of	108,105	July 2005 est.
197	Kiribati	103,092	July 2005 est.
198	Jersey	90,812	July 2005 est.
199	Grenada	89,502	July 2005 est.
200	Seychelles	81,188	July 2005 est.
201	Northern Mariana Islands	80,362	July 2005 est.
202	Man, Isle of	75,049	July 2005 est.
203	Aruba	71,566	July 2005 est.
204	Andorra	70,549	July 2005 est.
205	Dominica	69,029	July 2005 est.
206	Antigua and Barbuda	68,722	July 2005 est.
207	Bermuda	65,365	July 2005 est.
208	Guernsey	65,228	July 2005 est.
209	Marshall Islands	59,071	July 2005 est.
210	American Samoa	57,881	July 2005 est.
211	Greenland	56,375	July 2005 est.
212	Faroe Islands	46,962	July 2005 est.
213	Cayman Islands	44,270	July 2005 est.
214	Saint Kitts and Nevis	38,958	July 2005 est.
215	Liechtenstein	33,717	July 2005 est.
216	Monaco	32,409	July 2005 est.
217	San Marino	28,880	July 2005 est.
218	Gibraltar	27,884	July 2005 est.
219	British Virgin Islands	22,643	July 2005 est.
220	Cook Islands	21,388	July 2005 est.
221	Turks and Caicos Islands	20,556	July 2005 est.
222	Palau	20,303	July 2005 est.
223	Wallis and Futuna	16,025	July 2005 est.
224	Anguilla	13,254	July 2005 est.
225	Nauru	13,048	July 2005 est.
226	Tuvalu	11,636	July 2005 est.
227	Montserrat	9,341	July 2005 est.
228	Saint Helena	7,460	July 2005 est.
229	Saint Pierre and Miquelon	7,012	July 2005 est.
230	Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)	2,967	July 2005 est.
231	Svalbard	2,701	July 2005 est.
232	Niue	2,166	July 2005 est.
233	Norfolk Island	1,828	July 2005 est.
234	Tokelau	1,392	July 2005 est.
235	Holy See (Vatican City)	932	July 2005 est.
236	Cocos (Keeling) Islands	628	July 2005 est.
237	Johnston Atoll	361	July 2005 est.
238	Christmas Island	361	July 2005 est.
239	Pitcairn Islands	45	July 2005 est.

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