PERSPECTIVES OF PEOPLE IN THE IT INDUSTRY:-

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women
can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18
months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can
deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a
man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero
resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether
the child is delivered, they'll just document 9
months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
with the PROCESS to produce a baby