Funny definition for Role from IT Organization

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month. 

  

 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 

  

 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 

  

 4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 

  

 5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver  a baby even if no man and woman are available. 

  

 6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or  woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 

  

 7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child  is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 

  

 8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the  PROCESS to produce a baby.   

  

  And lastly...... ......... .. 

  

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby