CHAT............

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.

WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.

WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME

WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED

WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT

WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS CTRL, ALT, DEL TO REBOOT

WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL

WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED

WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE

WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER

WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER

WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER