Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you meet a beautiful girl.
- Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

Nice Quotes!!

1. God is real, unless declared integer
2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
3. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
4. Home is where the television is.
5. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
6. Death is hereditary.
7. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
8. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
10.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
11.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
12.Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
13.Well done is better than well said.
14.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
15.They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
16.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
17.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
18.I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
19.If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
20.Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way treet.
21.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
22.Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
23.I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
24.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
25.LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge
26.Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
27.The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
28.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
29.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

Don't Change the World . .

Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a prosperous country. One day, he went for a trip to some distant areas of his country. When he was back to his palace, he complained that his feet were very painful, because it was the first time that he went for such a long trip, and the road that he went through was very rough and stony. He then ordered his people to cover every road of the entire country with leather. Definitely, this would need thousands of cows' skin, and would cost a huge amount of money.

Then one of his wise servant dared himself to tell the king, "Why do you have to spend that unnecessary amount of money ? Why don't you just cut a little piece of leather to cover your feet ?"

The king was surprised, but he later agreed to his suggestion, to make a "shoe" for himself.

There is actually a valuable lesson of life in this story : to make this world a happy place to live, you better change yourself - your heart; and not the world . . .

Quote for the Day

"Success is like a beautiful girl.It will leave us at any time,but failure is like a mother. It wil teach us some important lessons of life "